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Things with The Lawyer are going swimmingly, thank you all for your concern. There’s not really much else I can say on the whole situation right now. You’ll forgive me, yes?
For just over two months now, I’ve been enjoying the best sex of my life. No lie! We do it probably 7 or 8 times per week. And it is glorious.
Sometimes, when you’re as horny as we both are, however, the art of seduction gets lost.
“Let’s make love” (ok, I never say this, and neither does he, but let’s just use this as an example of something “romantic” people say to let their SO’s know they want to touch dirty parts together repeatedly) becomes “you wanna do the sex now?”
Post-sex phrases like “that was fantastic” and “was it good for you?” turn to “good fuckin’, baby” with an ass slap.
I realized that maybe we needed to slow down a bit. Be a little more . . . romantic.
So when we were lounging at his pool yesterday, I said to my Lawyerman while giving the flirty eyes, “Come here.”
He came over to where I was sitting on the edge of the pool and put his hands on the small of my back. I kissed him softly and then turned his ear toward my lips.
“Baby, tonight, when we’re fucking . . .” I whispered softly.
“Mmmhm?”
“I’m gonna fart so hard it makes your balls vibrate.”
