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In an effort to amuse Andy, because I was bored (and he won’t admit it, but he was, too), I videotaped myself “dancing” (AKA MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF—FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY) and then dubbed a random song over it. Keep in mind, I was dancing to NO MUSIC, so it isn’t that I have a lack of rhythm. No, no. It is that I have a lack of SANITY and SELF-RESPECT.
(Also, add a mixture of White Merlot and Coors Light. Mix well.)
(Be glad that I care about your entertainment. And also, I know everyone is keyed up about the election. JUST LIGHTEN THE EFF UP ALREADY.)
You’re welcome. And now I have to go cry in a corner now, because I have completely humiliated myself for all eternity.
