When. Will. It. End.

SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE. WHAT THE FUCK.

The craziness continues.

Surprised?

I’ll bet you aren’t.

I don’t understand why these things happen to me.

Remember the Glen and Amy debacle? Supposedly, Glen broke up with Amy after that. Or so he says. Well, I got this lovely text message from Glen this past Saturday:

Will u be my main squeeze ive been thinking about you alot now that u r single i am very unhappy with her
can we get together soon
private

God. Damnit.

Why does this shit keep happening to me? I mean, it’s nice to know someone is thinking about you. But not when you’re sorta kinda not really in a relationship with someone but you WOULD like it to progress further eventually and dating other guys would PROBABLY ruin it. AND ALSO, not when the girl he JUST BROKE UP WITH is EFFING INSANE and will have my head on a stick if she even so much as SUSPECTS anything is going on between Glen and me.

I texted him back something to the effect of:

I don’t really know what to say. That was kind of unexpected.

He said he understood and he didn’t really expect an answer, but he DID still want to talk to me about it.

Great.

Also, if he ALLEGEDLY broke up with her, then why did he say I AM unhappy with her? Wouldn’t he say I WAS unhappy with her?

(And, also, too [to be redundantly repetitive], who says “main squeeze” anymore?)

If we do end up meeting in person to talk about it, I am going to bring up these points:
(Don’t you love how I make lists for EVERYTHING, including clandestine discussions with an old flame in which I have to let him down gently?)

• I am dating BrownEyes. And while we have not discussed exclusivity, I’m quite certain that BrownEyes would be none too thrilled if I were to start seeing Glen, especially considering the fact that BrownEyes once asked me if I used to date Glen. Also? If forced to choose between the two, I don’t see myself picking Glen. Ever. So why even go there? I mean, I know I’m single and I have the right to date multiple guys, but that doesn’t mean I WANT to.
• We have barely spoken in the 3+ years Glen has been dating Amy. A lot has changed in those three years. I am probably not the person he remembers from three years ago. He, on the same note, is probably not the same as I remember him, either.
• He JUST broke up with Amy (again, or so he says. He could be lying to find out what his options are). And she would FLIP. HER. SHIT if she found out. I don’t have the energy nor emotional fortitude to handle that right now.
• I really wonder if it’s ME he really wants, or if he just wants an easy way out of his crappy relationship. He probably just saw me the other night, remembered the fun times we used to have together, and mistook that as some sort of sign that he needed to be with me and not her.

HOPEFULLY, he will just take the hint and leave me alone, and I won’t even have to worry about all that.

Something tells me, though, given the crazy rollercoaster my life has been these past few months? He will not.

Sigh.